Fainting With Happiness
A hidden cache of the discontinued CD Fainting With Happiness was recently unearthed. If you've been kicking yourself for not getting it back in the day, now's your chance. There are only a few left and when they're gone, they're GONE. Get it today!
A hidden cache of the discontinued CD Fainting With Happiness was recently unearthed. If you've been kicking yourself for not getting it back in the day, now's your chance. There are only a few left and when they're gone, they're GONE. Get it today!
Pat's New Home in Chicago
Come see Pat at The Spot every Monday night. 4437 N. Broadway.
Come see Pat at The Spot every Monday night. 4437 N. Broadway.
Pat's Greeting Cards Hit Target
Pat's first foray into the greeting card industry is a smashing success. His humorous birthday cards have been a huge hit with the American card-buying public, resulting in further requests from Banshee Music for Pat songs for virtually every holiday. Look for more coming soon.

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Pat's first foray into the greeting card industry is a smashing success. His humorous birthday cards have been a huge hit with the American card-buying public, resulting in further requests from Banshee Music for Pat songs for virtually every holiday. Look for more coming soon.

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Green and Gold Sex and Beer
Love the "I ♥ Sex & Beer" shirt but hate the Badgers? Cheer up! It's now available in copyright-infringing green and gold. Sorry non-Wisconsin residents.
Love the "I ♥ Sex & Beer" shirt but hate the Badgers? Cheer up! It's now available in copyright-infringing green and gold. Sorry non-Wisconsin residents.
CDs Available Here And At The Shows
...and that's the only place you can get them. Order now!
Get the latest CD "15 Favorites" and enjoy hits like Electronic Friend, Weak In The Knee and the ever-popular Monkey Paw.
And remember: when you pirate Pat's CDs, the saints cry.
Get the latest CD "15 Favorites" and enjoy hits like Electronic Friend, Weak In The Knee and the ever-popular Monkey Paw.
And remember: when you pirate Pat's CDs, the saints cry.









