Welcome to Pat's Online Catalog, where you can get all the CDs, stickers and more! If you wish to purchase an item, simply fill in the quantity. Then, at the bottom, fill in your name and address and click the "Create Order Form" button. Your order will be totaled onto a personalized order form for you to print out and send in with your payment to: All prices include shipping (unless otherwise indicated). Orders will be sent out as soon as humanly possible. Prices and items available subject to change without notice. Some items may be temporarily out of stock; please be patient.

And now...shop away!

Gift Certificate
Got a PatHead in your life and you don't know what CDs or t-shirts they already have? Here's the perfect solution! Each certificate is good for $15.00 worth of any Pat merchandise. Valid for on-line purchases only. Not redeemable for cash. Void one year after purchase.
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Lifetime subscription to the Pat! Newsletter
For a mere $10.00, you can have Pat's monthly newsletter sent right to your door! It includes the monthly schedule, as well as contests and words of wit and wisdom. Be sure to give us your new address if you move. It's a lifetime subscription, which means you'll keep getting it until either you or Pat dies.

Now overseas PatHeads can keep in touch with our new International subscriptions for an inexpensive $25.00! It's the same newsletter and the same lifetime deal, but just costs a little more due to them pesky air mail rates.

Domestic rate ($10.00)
International rate ($25.00)

Sex & Beer Bumper Stickers
Prevent road rage by letting the other drivers know what you like!

"Sex" $2.00

"Beer" $2.00

Both $3.00

An additional 50 cent postage charge is added if you are ordering only stickers. Postage is waived if you also order CDs.

Shirts
All shirts are $15.

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CDs
All individual CDs are $15

Eight CD Set Only $105!    Quantity:
The set includes:

• Good Life/Memorial Day
• The Sound of Music
• Pat in Person
• Show Tunes
• The Big Bright Beautiful World of Pat McCurdy
• Pat in Person Volume 2
• My World of Love
• 15 Favorites

Fainting With Happiness
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Holy flurking schnit!
Fainting With Happiness is back!
Limited amount left!
Get yours today, because when they're gone, they're GONE.

15 Favorites
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My World of Love
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Pat in Person Volume 2
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The Big Bright Beautiful World of Pat McCurdy
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Show Tunes
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Pat in Person
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The Sound of Music
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The Good Life/Memorial Day
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The bootleg is back!
Limited time only!
Yipes!/A Bit Irrational
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