And don't forget his dad made the gas that makes my Winnebego run..

I always thought it was the decomposing remains of dinosaurs that died millions of years ago, which ironically refutes the Biblical belief that the Earth is 6,000 years old.  Fancy that.

Wasn't that thing you and Patty gave him a mini-vibrator? Something to that extent.

Could be.  I don't remember.  We give him lots of shit.  We'll be out shopping and stumble across something weird and at least one of will go "Oh, you know who this would be perfect for?"  At least half of it we get with re-gifting in mind.

I don't remember giving him a vibrator.  Did I get drunk and go out on a vibrator shopping spree?