wow its been awhile!!! i feel a bit rusty. so who's gonna be there? i'm excited about this venue, right on the lake, cheap drinks (well they used to be several years ago ) and we'll be rolling up in a humvee limo (cause we love wasting fossil fuels).  that means i'll not have to worry about driving so i can load up on those cheap drinks and not have any fear about skinny dipping in my buddy's pool at the after party. by the way who's in for skinny dipping?
can't wait, i need some pat in my life right now, i'm thinking screw you will be my first request

murf, you've dreamt of me failing at a menage a trois?

temiken, feel free to add to my "legend" i could use it (include something about a blue shirt for added effect)
'dame -i just know i couldn't handle the two of you, and then sadly there would be no legend  .  and besides, "... i could never compare to your electronic friend"

awesome to see everyone again, i felt like a little school girl all gidy inside.  the duet with pat and sinatra dame was amazing. not to mention the propositions from jodi and courtney 
meemur we miss you

the nurses usually do most of the work, but i think i can still start an IV, murf you want a whisky infusion

murf, its been a while, you still like jameson? temiken has called me at random times too. i miss that boy

who's gonna be bump'n and groove'n at this wonderful event? time for me to get my fix

sadly i will not be in attendance, i will be staring at crotches... and its not the kind you give $1 bills to stare at, its the baby squirting kind.
murf, i will attempt to have a girl named gretchen provide you with the tasty jameson, she is a tall drink o' water and quite fun (she tells me she will be attending tonight).

I am McLovin it   weak in the knee has been in my head for 2 days

but tom what if your p**** hurts again?  actually that's what murf wanted to ask, i was going to ask if your vagina had sand in it
no i hope you feel like a bushel of peaches now and you will be at the next show, to make me smile as you always do. did you get the voicemail of Pat playing How?

and karlee, nice work w/ the vid. that song is a great one. i pray to Temiken, god of random thoughts and dirty humor, it is on the next CD.

great to see Murf, Pat, Jim, biff, Spike, Courtney and Jodi again. hope i didn't gross too many people out by mentioning placenta and bloody marys in the same sentence
in all fairness to the ladies...they had just come from a "party" where certain electronic friends can be ordered so the "friends" were all unused (i hope ). even pat recieved a silver bullet which he incorporated into the show..."tonto!"
oh and i'm super pumped about the new CD     

murf you shall not worry as i will help you get "wet." side note-is it weird that i just did the match game dance while i was all alone watching the match game in my hospital call room?

murf, you would be happy to know i drank some jameson on that trip ... and some jack....and some capt'n morgan...and some coors... and some miller...and can't forget the home made wine

wow, the one time i'm out of down drinking, fishing, and playing horseshoes and i miss a show like this. 

ahem...what about the show Friday at the Fine line?

*bringing more that a few virgins on Friday....going to need a few other people there that can teach them the words with me.

I'll be glad to help out ..... it's been a long time murf. can't wait to get you drunk on jameson