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« on: June 02, 2004, 03:15:23 PM »

So, I was at my boyfriend's house the other day, and he asked me to run an errand for him. So, as I walked up the block to the Walgreen's (he lives on Kilbourn by Marquette) this guy stops me and says, "Hey, aren't you sweetepie!?!"
Dialogue:

Me: "Uh, it depends who wants to know?"
Him: {chuckle} " You know Pat McCurdy, don't you?"
Me: "Yeah."
Him: "I've seen you at shows before on stage."
Me: "Really, that's cool. I've never seen you though before."
Him: "I keep to myself a lot, but I go see Pat whenever I need to lift my
      spirits."
Me: " That's cool. I go for a lot of reasons. "
Him: "Don't you watch his kid or somthin'?"
Me: "Yeah."
Him: "That has to be so cool watching over Pat McCurdy's kids!"
Me: "Well it's KID, and it's SON, Julian." " But his wife just had another baby,
     a son, named Miles. " And yes, it's great watching Julian. I've had a lot of
     fun the last year and a half or so watching him grow.
     He's a wonderful kid, and it's wonderful having gotten
     to know the McCurdy family."
Him: "Hey, can you do me a favor and show me the Sex and Beer dance?"
Me: [hesitating] "Uhh, right now?"
Him: "Sure, why not?!?
Me: "Well, what exactly do you want to learn? Haven't you been to enough
     shows to know the dance?"
Him: "Well, yeah, but I've never actually gotten up to do it. I have the
      ever so famous lead pants!" [chuckle]
Me: [smile] "Well, you must've been to enough to know that Pat says that
            line?!?"
Him: " True. But I don't pay attention to the dancing too much. Just the
       jokes and the singing."
Me: "I see. Well, you should pay attention to it all. That's half the show! I'll
     show you, but you have to do it with me then!"
Him: "Not a problem!"

I THEN SHOWED HIM THE DANCE TO SEX AND BEER

Him: "Ok, so it's easier than I thought!"
Me: "Yeah, it's not that difficult.
Him: "I better let you get to where you're going. Thanks for teaching me
      the Sex and Beer dance!"
Me: "Not a problem. Although being as akward as it is,doing sex and
     beer on the corner of 11th and Wells, with the absence of the
     song, the crowd, and Pat, it's been, well... akward![laugh] But
     fun!"      
Him: "Well, it's been nice talking to you, Sweetepie. I'm sure I'll see you
      around at shows this summer."
Me: "Yeah I'll be around, now that I am able to have a semi-social life!"
     [chuckle]
Him: "By the way, my name is James."
Me: "Bye James, nice meeting you too!" And for the record, my real name is
     Laurie!"

Ok, so the dialogue was pretty much that. It was so bizarre!!!! I have to wonder if I'm being stalked sometimes.  Undecided  Just wanted to share that little adventure with you all fine Pat-heads!  
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2004, 03:19:15 PM »

Was your boyfriend at Riversplash?I didn't get to meet him.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2004, 11:10:15 PM »

She was too overwhelmed by your Porn Director Mullet to think clearly.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2004, 12:43:11 PM »

Was your boyfriend at Riversplash?I didn't get to meet him.

No he wasn't. I would've introduced him otherwise. I was with my friend Tony from work. Tony has been with me to quite a few shows. Steve is still a Pat Virgin--I don't know when I'll manage to get him to a show. I was shooting for Shank on the 11th--but he goes out with his friends usually on Friday nights if he doesn't have his son that weekend, so we'll see. If not then, then maybe Summerfest.

And yes, I was way too infatuated/overwhelmed with the Porn Director Mullet dew!! Man, I didn't realize it had been that long since I've seen you murf!!  Kiss
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