[AJ]

Anybody going? I'm thinking of showing up in EC again. I haven't been to stones throw for a while, and the possibility of taking my pants off has me giddy as a school girl.  I will be sans female though...sorry murf.

ninjaryder if you are out there I can't find you phone #

[ninjaryder1st]

Ninja will be at Stone's Throw.. shit, its so close to home I gotta go...  As far as my phone number AJ, you aren't sexy bitch enough to get my phone number.... I only give it to the sexy hoes like MURF!   

PS.. I wouldn't post it in here anyway, but I have left you a few messages over the week.. where ya been?  And hows that chick you brought to the last show?  She's a hottie

[AJ]

ninja,  i was gone all last week to vegas  just give me a call tonight if you can

[Murf]

I am housebound following a work accident,and won't be able to make this trip.I am so sore I need help just to get my pants off,but I will be there in spirit.

[I am Darvon]

Ever think of a new career, Murf? 

[Mark Lippert]

I am housebound following a work accident,and won't be able to make this trip.I am so sore I need help just to get my pants off,but I will be there in spirit.

But I thought chemicals are our friends?!

Unless you mean your other job, where you were trampled by enthusiastic PatHeads in a merchandise-buying frenzy.  People, there's no need for that; you can buy all that stuff online.  Won't someone think of the children?!

[AJ]

I'm very sorry to hear that Murf. I hope you feel better soon. Are you going to make it to fine line or is that yet to be determined? Truthfully, I had a strange  dream last night about a Pat show and you were in it. You had cut your hair very short and removed your mustache. Also in the dream you admitted that you had an addiction to music and that you had to go to music lovers anonymous, weird.  I don't know if this has anything to do with the premonition of a work related accident...you didn't burn off your mustache with harsh chemicals did you? On a serious note I hope you are ok and you recover soon.

[Murf]

No chemical burns.If you watch Deadwood,I am hobbling around like the guy with the rupture.Maybe I could make some money showing off my scar!

[Deuce]

Maybe I could make some money showing off my scar!

I've tired that. Most people recoil in fear when I say "Do you want to see where the Rabbi slipped?"

[I am Darvon]

Maybe it has something to do with the intro    

[AJ]

Alas, I did not make the show, but I hear that there were some hijinks involving pantless people, anyone want to elaborate?

[Temiken]

If anyone actually sees the artist formally known as A.J. please due the following.

1) Danza Slap him in the face
2) Ask him why he doesn't return phone calls?
3) Tell him to call me
4) Wipe his butt as it smells of rank feces

Thank you and go Pat!

[ninjaryder1st]

Alas, I did not make the show, but I hear that there were some hijinks involving pantless people, anyone want to elaborate?

not sure if there were any jinks, but there was definitely "high" goin on with pantless people...  hehe  that balcony is up there. 

[ninjaryder1st]

If anyone actually sees the artist formally known as A.J. please due the following.

1) Danza Slap him in the face
2) Ask him why he doesn't return phone calls?
3) Tell him to call me
4) Wipe his butt as it smells of rank feces

Thank you and go Pat!

Yes, I also have a beef with "the Artist"... 
1) He never returns my phone calls.
2) He says hes coming to EC to see Pat and stay with me, then renegs. 
3) Makes up a story about pickin up a friend at the airport...  she better have been hot and available.... or at least Tem waiting for his rear entrance... 

PS... AJ, call TEM!!

[smileymt19]

The show on Thursday totally rocked. One of the best I have been to! Ninja, I know who you are... do you know who I am? Looking forward to seeing Pat at summerfest!!