So we had this drinking game in college... it went like this... (if anyone else has done this, let me know!). And you had to say the lines in order as you went around the circle, drinking before speaking. It got difficult. And if you screwed up, you had to start over.
One fat hen
A couple of duck
Three brown bear
Four running hare
Five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch
Six simple simon sitting on a stoop
Seven sinbad sailors sailing the seven seas on a sloop
Eight egotistical eco-ists, echoing, echoing, echoing, extrasensual ecstacies
Nine nude nebutants nibbling, nibbling, nibbling, nads nuts and cigarette butts
I'm not the plud f***er, nor the plud f***er's son, but I'll f*** the plud f***er 'til the plud f***er comes.
Eesh. Try learning that game while tuned up. It was tough, but I learned it all, and got a lot of people drunk in the process.?