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« on: November 07, 2002, 08:31:03 am » |
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One time I was hanging out with Mike Tyson, Al Pacino, and Mark Walberg and I played the Big Bright Beautiful World CD for them. Al loved it and started yelling, "Gimme all ya got!" Mark then kissed the CD and said "Pat, every part of you tastes so good." Then Mike said "Pat, I take my hand off to you." All in all, I think they had a great time. They may even go to the next show in Minneapolis, Al's favorite song is "Shane is my best friend" (who dosen't love that song?)
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2002, 10:06:41 am » |
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There was this one time when Pat was singing "Lucky Me" and he started telling the story about how his third marriage was 5 guys from New Jersey; that's right ..... Pat was married to Bon Jovi. ?As Pipe Jim started playing "Bad Medicine" something that only can be described as heavenly happenned.
Jon Bon Jovi jumped up from the crowd, grabbed the microphone and started singing along. ?It was incredible. ?After that song, Jon grabbed Pat's other guitar and they broke into "Wanted Dead or Alive". ?It was really special for me because I got to sit on Jon's lap while he and Pat sang.
And then there was the time when ....
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Pacino_man
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2002, 11:12:18 am » |
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One year for Halloween, Pat came out to this party with us, he was dressed as Hollywood Hulk Hogan, anyway I dared Pat to eat 6 tacos in 6 minutes. He did! That was a wild night because I was dressed as 15 time world champion Ric Flair. When we were at the bar, the people there wanted us to wrestle! I thought Ok Pat, lets put on a show. Little did I know that he would take it so seriously! Pat beat me within an inch of my life! Then he said "This is what you get for making me eat 6 tacos!" He then pulled his pants down and took a shit on my face and yelled out "Asian Shit Queens!" That was a crazy night!
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2002, 12:13:52 pm » |
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Ok, Pat invited me to come on a road trip with him to the town of St. Cloud, MN. ?On the way up there, Pat looked at me and said, "Tommy, I want to preview a new song for you that I'm thinking about playing." ?I was so excited, Murph, Pipe, Sara, SweetiePie, they were all there and they looked at me, nodded and said, "You're gonna love this."
So Pat started sing....
"Putt It In The Butt" ?and then clapped twice (clap 2x)
"Putt It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"When you're hag is on the rag, you better..."
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"If she's gonna fart, give her the anal tongue dart"
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"If you're in the mood for blood and brown,
then take a trip to anal town"
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
"Put It In The Butt" (clap 2x)
That was it. ?I was horrified. ?I ask the bus to pull over, opened the door and started to get out.
I looked over my shoulder and said, "Hey McCurdy, GROW UP!"
I haven't talked to Pat since.
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2002, 12:22:10 pm » |
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Did you guys start drinking your Jaegermeister early this month?Fine Line isn't till the 23rd.
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Whenever I visit Alpine Inn,I get alcohol poisoning.Same with O'Gara's,Club Tavern,House of Rock,and Oktoberfest.I sense a pattern here.God,how I love roadtrips.I cant wait till casinos put in bunks right at the tables.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2002, 02:11:07 pm » |
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Much agreed there Murf! ? Putt It In the Butt, huh? Yeah it's a great one! ?LOL ?
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Me, Myself, and I !!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2002, 04:09:02 am » |
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Classy...
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Panoramic Blue Rocks!
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2002, 07:21:58 am » |
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I've been laughing my ass off at these. I can't get the image of Pat dressed as Hulk Hogan out of my head.
"Hey brother, all my little Patomaniacs want me to sing Sex & Beer."
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"Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!"
"Form of a bucket of water!"
"Shape of a thirsty gorilla!"
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Pacino_man
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2002, 09:09:38 am » |
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I'll never forget the time that Pat came to our high school and spoke at a pep rally. The captains of the sports teams were supposed to serve us all hot dogs and pop. After Pat spoke he stood by this table and didn't move. We didn't know why Pat stayed in one spot for such a long time. Anyway, I grabed a hot dog that was sitting at the edge of the table where Pat was standing, I then realized that it wasn't a hot dog, it was Pat's dick in a bun with ketchup, mustard and relish to cover it! He told me he was hoping Kim Oakman (the hottest girl at our school) would take that "hot dog"! What a weird guy Pat is somtimes!
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2002, 10:01:35 am » |
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This thread is sounding like Penthouse Letters...
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2002, 12:31:54 pm » |
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Dear Penthouse,
I'm a sophomore at a small Midwestern university and I never thought these letters were true until I had an experience that changed my life. I had resigned myself to another dull night of studying when there was a knock at my dorm door. When I opened it, Pipe Jim was there and simply said "Excuse me" as he wheeled in a large speaker.
I turned and watched him in disbelief. What was going on, I thought. Just then, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned back around and there in the doorway stood Pat McCurdy, holding a Taco Bell bag. He looked me dead in the eye and said "I want you. Now." He dropped the bag, moved forward and grabbed my#$#1@^%%&^!_**&^_^NO CARRIER_^-*#&
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"Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!"
"Form of a bucket of water!"
"Shape of a thirsty gorilla!"
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I like Pat.
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2002, 12:45:39 pm » |
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That's the spirit Lippy! Let's all add some great fictional stories about Pat!
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2002, 04:06:03 pm » |
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Wait, that Lippert story sounds familiar? Didn't Laurie recite that one time at a Paragon Show?
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I only come back when I want to make sure that I'm still in control
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2002, 09:15:55 pm » |
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Hey Paul, did I ever tell you how much I liked your avatar/graphic/pic thingee?
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2002, 06:10:06 am » |
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No.
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Lippy is a buster.
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