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« on: October 02, 2005, 07:03:51 pm » |
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Alright, so my buddy in Milwaukee has a friend who's a D.J.
Last night, he was working some club when none other than Tony Danza comes in.
He proceeds to hit on some girl and also gives this girl his cell phone number. She, not being interested, gives the number to her friend the D.J. The D.J., in turn, gives the number to my friend and he has provided it to me.
He told me that the phone is shut off and it goes straight to voice mail. I end up calling the number because I'm always game for a little Danza comedy. Well, guess what? Yep, you're right. It doesn't go straight to voice mail. It rings twice and low and behold, Mr. Danza, himself picks up.
I completely lose it and start laughing hysterically and hang up. Then, the best part.....he called back!!!! I answered my phone and he's like "Who is this?" Like a little school girl, I get scared and hang up / turn off my phone.
Amazing! Absolutely Amazing!!!!
So, if you want to talk or listen to the man who perfected the "Danza Slap", the number....is now yours
Edited 10/3/05 1:43PM No, it's not. XOXO, Your Webmaster.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2005, 09:47:43 pm » |
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So Tom, are you stalking him now? You should call him and ask for Alissa Milano's number. That's a number worth having  |
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2005, 09:59:32 pm » |
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You should call him and ask for Alissa Milano's number. That's a number worth having? Even I'm with you there... just got done watching charmed... guilty pleasure... |
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As long as I can remember, I've had memories...
I'd rather be an honest bitch than a nice liar.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2005, 08:20:56 am » |
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Honestly. Call it and hear Danza. I'm too scared to now as he called me back and I'm sure he has the means to make my life difficult, but he can't possibly stop ALL of us.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2005, 10:16:10 am » |
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*67, you moron.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2005, 01:22:57 pm » |
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Has anyone else called this yet?
Are others afraid of Danza and his "vacuuming the curtains" ways?
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2005, 02:06:32 pm » |
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Not really a fan of meddling in other people's lives. Neat that you actually got through, though!
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Drive thru bank robbing!? What a novel idea!
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2005, 04:58:23 pm » |
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Sorry, really not quite sure why this would be funny.?
He's just a guy...
I get pissed when people call me and hang up... and I am *not* famous.?
Please leave him alone.?
Thanks.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2005, 05:17:23 pm » |
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I will admit that it's probably not the nicest thing to do.
I've only called once to verify.
But I think we should all agree: Danza is not just a guy.
He's a punchline.
A very successful punchline, but when someone says "Danza!", you smile.
Admit it.
DANZA!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2005, 07:46:29 pm » |
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Damn. I smiled.
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« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2005, 09:42:01 pm » |
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A very successful punchline, but when someone says "Danza!", you smile.
Admit it.
DANZA!!!!
S**T!! I did too.  |
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