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« on: March 08, 2006, 12:25:13 am »

Hi everyone -

I'm on a date with a girl that thinks I'm "bothersome."
She also thinks I'm like herpes because she thinks she can't get rid of me.

It turns out, she's right.

She, unfortunately for me, will not be at the next show.  That makes me sad like panda.

So, here's to super fun times with a girl who thinks there might be a second date and who would enjoy a second date. 

I think that sounds like a super number one fantastic idea, and I thank our mutual friend Kristi for having a birthday.

Byemanzo,

-tom

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2006, 04:45:07 pm »

That girl sounds like a drag, man!
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 04:23:16 pm »

yes, yes...if by "drag" you mean "neat girl with a good instict for picking funlicious guys named Tom", then yes....she's a total drag.

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2006, 05:35:30 pm »

yes, yes...if by "drag" you mean "neat girl with a good instict for picking funlicious guys named Tom", then yes....she's a total drag.
Hmmm.. but you said? "I'm on a date with a girl that thinks I'm "bothersome." If someone thought me to be bothersome, I'd be offended. and by this line- "so, here's to super fun times with a girl who thinks there might be a second date and who would enjoy a second date.? " I thought that you meant that you'd like to meet the girl who'd want a second date etc etc... But if this original girl is cool, then cool. If she's anti-you, then not cool. See what I'm saying?? Are you smellin what I'm steppin in?? K.. Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2006, 01:52:32 pm »

ah....i can see where the first post was somewhat misleading.


i think she was referring to "bothersome" in the way non-stop orgasms would be bothersome.

 Grin

i'm not saying that i'm as good as non-stop o's, but....well....alright i am!

for the record - she's neat and i'm pretty sure she thinks i'm neat.

neat people thinking other neat people are neat = goodness.

i'm now in the mood to go buy things. 

boom,

-t

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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2006, 02:56:29 pm »

Do you mean neat as in well groomed?? Wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2006, 10:17:20 am »

On this....I can not comment.

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Yes, yes, it's true; when I am really starting like someone, I try to control the vulgar comedic beast that lives within.

It turns out, I'm smitten!
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2006, 10:07:04 pm »

Well, good things then. I am glad we cleared that all up! Good luck with the nice girl. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2006, 10:51:25 am »

and by "smitten" do you mean "you are a smushed kitten" or she makes you feel funny,  like when you climb the rope in gym class... yes i'm in a weird mood, and i don't know where the waynes world reference came from.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 10:19:45 pm »

and by "smitten" do you mean "you are a smushed kitten"

Hahaha.... smitten.... that's hilarious. I've never heard that one before. Smiley
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