[jigelow]

This is quite possibly the hardest letter I've ever written.  We've been through a lot, Pat, and I love you.  I'm just not in love with you.  I know that may be hard to accept now, but you'll realize it's true.  It's for the best, and we both know it.  I hope we can still share fun times at Cubby Bear North, just, in a different way.  Shots of Jager will always be special at the pre-birthday shows you have at The Barn in Barrington in late September, but please don't take them out of context.  It's not you, Pat, it's me.  Good luck, Pat.  You deserve it all.  I just don't deserve you.


Love always,

Rory


P.S.  Hopefully we weren't to drunk and obnoxious last night at Cubby Bear North.  Thanks for another great show!  See you in a month.

P.P.S.  I wrote this when I was extremely bored, and it seemed hilarious at the time, much like most of my "good" ideas.