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« on: July 16, 2006, 01:13:01 pm »
Pat,

Please excuse my confusion, need guidance: I have Punched the Gopher and I have
Choked the Chicken, but I can't say for sure if I have Choked the Gopher; where I have gone wrong?? Huh? I did Whack the Mole at Chuckie Cheese one time, kind of ruined my kid's birthday party tho'. They kept my deposit.

To further complicate matters, my sister Lynnie is a card carrying PETA member and I have been told she will organize a protest if I am ever caught punching, spanking, choking or flogging any gophers, monkies, chickens or dolphins...appreciate any suggestions?

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2006, 02:13:05 pm »
People Eating Tasty Animals??
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2006, 11:18:57 pm »
People Exterminating Tasty Animals?  Check out the episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit about PETA.  Them people is nuts.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2006, 08:54:31 am »
If God didn't want us eating animals, then why did He make them out of meat?
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2006, 12:51:17 pm »
And SO TASTY! Grin
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 07:36:45 pm »
And - for the most part - gullible and dumb!
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2006, 07:22:58 pm »
Quote from: Deuce on July 17, 2006, 08:54:31 am
If God didn't want us eating animals, then why did He make them out of meat?

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