Please excuse my confusion, need guidance: I have Punched the Gopher and I have
Choked the Chicken, but I can't say for sure if I have Choked the Gopher; where I have gone wrong??
? I did Whack the Mole at Chuckie Cheese one time, kind of ruined my kid's birthday party tho'. They kept my deposit.
To further complicate matters, my sister Lynnie is a card carrying PETA member and I have been told she will organize a protest if I am ever caught punching, spanking, choking or flogging any gophers, monkies, chickens or dolphins...appreciate any suggestions?
Texas T.? ?