I want it.
I need it.
Who's going to be my hero?
I feel like I posted a very similar message a couple of years ago, but alas, I'm posting it again.
My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org
If you send it to me, I'm willing to be friends with you on facebook (because that MEANS something!), will hug you and will happily buy you multiple adult beverages assuming we ever see each other in a you-can-buy-adult-beverages-here type setting.