[Chip]

I heard a rumor that the reason everybody was so drunk is that Patheads have jaws like snakes.[...T]hey can open their mouths wider and consume at a gluttonous pace.

This is true, but it also applies at State Fair and Summerfest 'Roll Back The Prices' Day, right Murf?

[Murf]

Mike from Madison and I are not ones to pass up a good feed!

This is true, but it also applies at State Fair and Summerfest 'Roll Back The Prices' Day, right Murf?

[aphrodite]

Mmmmm.....beef.....

[Chip]

Mike from Madison and I are not ones to pass up a good feed!

Yearrrrrgh! 'Tis No Man, but a remorseless eating machine.