And you forgot Trisha's condo. ?("I hope we're not being too loud Senator!")
That's right. ?It was like a fireside chat with FDR, if FDR could play guitar and didn't have polio.
Not good enough.
Arabian Fest - click here
Backstage (Walker's Point) - Nice little place owned by the guy who played Too-Loose NoNeck on Shock Theater, with comfy chairs for those who show up early. ?It's like ahving Pat play in your living room. (Closed)
Bastille Days - A typical festival show that highlights Napoleon's Penis and Paris When It Burns.
Boardwalk - The stage is about six feet from the bar, giving you front row seats with terrific service. ?(Closed)
Bombay Bicycle Club - No stage, Pat just plays in the middle of the restaurant.
Bradley Center - Pretty echo-y, but a good view of the show from three levels.
Brass' - Pat plays on a 5'x5' stage for disinterested Brass' regulars. ?The half-dozen PatHeads who do show up get all there requests played, no matter how obscure. (Closed)
Brett's - Pat plays in the big, black-lighted back room. ?Jeff Hardy would love it. ?(Closed)
Celebrity Club - The best place ever to see Pat. ?If you don't see him there, you're a complete loser. ?(Closed)
Club Paragon - Like going to see Pat in an "up north" cabin.
Corner Pub - Like seeing Pat play Archie Bunker's Place (or Moe's Tavern, for those of you born after 1980). ?Bad boys, bad boy, whatcha gonna do....
Empire Room - The basement of a dance club, opened about five years too late for the swing craze.
Harpo's - Big stage in a tiny back room. ?Big fun.
Hooligan's - The stage is on the grill. ?No food during the show.
JR's/The Works - They have BOTH kinds of beer: Bud and Bud Lite. ?This place is the reason I switch to hard liquor. ?Beware the Harry Chapin guy. (Closed)
Matty's - A weird mixture of biker dudes and neo-hippies in a big tent.
Milwaukee Art Museum - The worst place to see Pat on New Year's Eve. ?Thank God he finally pissed them off.
Rainbow Summer - Two free shows! ?Bring a picnic and come early to enjoy a nice summer's evening and Pat.
River Fest - Usually the first festival show of the year and cold as hell. ?I had a nice conversation with James Kilbourn one year.
River Splash - I'm in a tent in Waukesha. ?That's how desperate I am to see Pat.
Shank Hall - Go read the review on this site. ?You think I do this for my health?
Sharkey's - See Matty's
Sprecherfest - My favorite festival. ?The Imperial Stout is to die for. ?Oh yeah, I think Pat plays there too.
Summerfest - Big. ?Loud. ?Sweaty.
Tamarack - A long, thin bar that Pat play on one end of. ?Hopefully, you're on the right end. (Closed)
The Globe - Like the Boardwalk, but the stage has been move to the back of the place.
Trysting Place (both of 'em) - Suburban NASCAR fans gather in strip mall bars to ignore Pat. ?Why not you?
West Allis Athletic Club - Those people didn't look any healthier than me.
WI State Fair - Cream puffs, barnyard animals and Pat. ?A whinny-ing combination!
Winterfest - Pat playing in a church auditorium; no wonder this fest was closed down. (Closed)
Zoo ala Carte - Mmmm...fried zebra.
Carroll College - A nice late spring outdoor (maybe) show. ?I don't work in downtown Waukesha anymore, so I probably won't go to any more of these.
Marquette U. Annex - Be sure to pee before the show ends and they hustle you out. ?If you threaten to pee on the frat buy thug's shoes instead, you'll be hustled out even faster.
UWM dorms - My ten year old student ID doesn't get me in anymore.
UWM Gasthaus - If you want to drink you have to stay in back. ?I'll be in back.
Funny Business - Pat plays in a back room that they only let people in to a few at a time. ?Weird. (Closed)
Regent Street Retreat - Sticky.
UW Terrace - 1000 people singing goofy songs in unison is a beautiful thing.
Hoghead McDunna's - Typical Chicago Irish pub; it's fun to call it Georgebush McBroccli's
Lounge Ax - It's like seeing Pat play in someone's borken-down basement. ?With bleachers. ?(Closed)
Backstage Bar - Oconomowoc, WI - Little bar in the middle of nowhere, but a cool show. (Closed)
Glory Days - Reedsburg, WI - Little bar in the middle of nowhere, but a cool show. ?Free beer if you come all the way from Milwaukee
Hogs N Kisses - Lake Geneva, WI - I barely remember this place. ?I must have had a good time.
various weddings - These were the only weddings that didn't bore the hell out of me.