lets see, if you could get the broadcast facilities of any Milwaukee area TV or Radio stations, that would be a start. Then you might have to find some advertisers who feel the way you do about Pat, and would find products that would sell to a typical Pat fam market demographic. Then, if you could get all that, then you need a high speed broadband connection and someone to set it up and run it. Hopefully this answers your multiple questions.
Mark, would you like to take a guesstimate at how much this will run?
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