Guitar Tabs | Chokin' the Gopher

Chokin' the Gopher

Tabbed by Mauricio
intro
C  F  C


C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
F            G         C
Pretending they're piranha
F
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
    G          F
Pretending her name is Donna
           G                       F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
        G               F
In my shack out in the woods

I can't tell you, but it's something feels so 
 G
good
                 C    C/G 
I'm choking the gopher,   
F                 C   C/G 
I'm slamming the ham
F                 C      
I'm pounding the rocket, 
F              C
flogging the dolphin
        G
Oh yes I am!
                 C     C/G
I'm choking the gopher, 
F             C    C/G  
chalking the cue
F                C
I'm spanking the monkey
          F             C
And I'm thinking 'bout you


same thing for second verse

between that and female part
C F G G
                  C    C/G
I'm juicing the mango, 
F                   C   C/G
I'm flipping the switch,
F             C
I'm orbiting Venus 
       F           C
and I don't need a penis 
                    G
To be one sexed up bitch!
                  C   C/G
I'm gilding the lily, 
F                 C   C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F               C    C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F                          C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!

C F C
                         C/G
I'm smacking the cracker, 
F                C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
F                   C  C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you

F                   C  C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F                       C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
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