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Drink drink drink
Drink drink drink

You'll become an alcoholic
You'll bring shame upon your family
'Cause you drink drink drink
Drink drink drink

You'll learn to love the taste of dog food
While you're sleeping in the gutter
'Cause you drink drink drink
Drink drink drink

You'll become an alcoholic
You're best friend will be the toilet
You'll see bugs and rats and spiders
Just like Ray Milland did
'Cause you drink drink drink
Drink drink drink

Drink drink drink
Drink drink drink