F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D

I wrote this song last night while I was sleeping
As is my wont to do
I wrote this song last night while I was sleeping
Perhaps I was dreaming of you

You're so F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D
F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D
You're so D-A-M-N dumb
C-R-A-Z-Y as they come
You're F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D

I wrote this song last night while I was sleeping
Comfortably nestling in my bed
And in my dreams you sat upon my sofa
These are the very words you said

You're a B-I-G-O-L-D-A-S-S-H-O-L-E
B-I-G-O-L-D-B-A-S-T-A-R-D
You're an L-O-S-E-R
The biggest O-N-E by far
And dude, you're F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D

Oh, the things we find
Deep in our subconscious mind
It's F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D
F-U-C-K-I-N-G-S-T-U-P-I-D

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