Happy Man

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I want an apartment, right next to the interstate
Where all of the buildings look exactly the same
Put it in Florida, if you can
Then I can die... a happy man

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I want to eat off a giant buffet
I'll eat all night, and I'll eat all day
And when I've emptied every pot and pan
Well then I can die,.. a happy man

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I want to lie down at the end of the day
Sleep with somebody who I don't have to pay
Set myself down in a comfortable chair
And turn on the light from heaven
The beautiful light from heaven
And the angels will sing....

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Well I want to go shopping at an outlet mall
And buy lots of things that I don't really need
Show all my neighbors how successful I am
Show them that I'm... a happy man

Give me a car, give me a boat
Disposable income, quote unquote
Nothing too complicated to understand
Well then I can die... a happy man

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And hopefully someday, I'll come out on top
Hopefully someday the nightmares will stop
Hopefully someday I'll find a way
To make every day seem like heaven
Everyday will seem like heaven
And the angels will sing....

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