I'm Thinking of Moving To Canada

I'm thinking of moving to Canada, to Canada, to Canada
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, bum-bid-dee um-did-dee um
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, to Canada, to Canada
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, Canada here I come

There's no religion in politics in Canada, in Canada
I'm sure that God still blesses Canada, bum-bid-dee um-did-dee um
There's national health care in Canada, in Canada, in Canada
They fill your prescription in Canada, Canada here I come

From Halifax to Vancouver, Quebec to Montreal
From Winnipeg to Toronto and their side of Niagara Falls
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, to Canada, to Canada
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, Canada here I come

Gays can get married in Canada, in three provinces in Canada
A state's called a province in Canada, bum-bid-dee um-did-dee um
They love to play hockey in Canada, in Canada, in Canada
There's wonderful dentists in Canada, Canada here I come

They make a wonderful lager and bacon fit for a king
Their national anthem is stirring, it's lots of fun to sing
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, to Canada, to Canada
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, Canada here I come

They're freezing their ass off in Canada, in Canada, in Canada
The tundra is frozen in Canada, bum-bid-dee um-did-dee um
George W. Bush is still president, still president, still president
I'm thinking of moving to Canada, Canada here I come