No News Is Good News

Haven't heard much about her lately
There've been no whispers in the streets
No one's seen her face for hours
They've got no stories to repeat

But no news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
For a girl like her

Well listen to me
No news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
With a front page girl

I wrote a book about her habits
And it's one long filthy joke
Chapter one tells how she cheated
And how my poor heart broke

But no news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
With a girl like her

Well listen to me
No news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
With a front page girl

And it's funny, but I miss her
After all, I should have known
But I still want her, I still need her
I still wait for her return

No, no, no news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
With a girl like her

No, no, no news is good news
No news can't hurt you
No news is good news
With a front page girl