Swingin' Singles
You don't like to be lonely
But you love to be alone
You don't like people that call you
But you wait by the telephone
You say you don't need no one
But maybe I can help
You can't expect me to love you
If you don't like yourself
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Swingin' singles, swingin' singles
Where are you swinging tonight?
Swingin' singles, swingin' singles
Where are you swinging tonight?
You feel like nobody wants you
But the feelings always pass
And so you look for some wrinkles
With a magnifying glass
And then you put on your makeup
You're ready for the worst
You could avoid all the worry
If you'd only call me first
Chorus
Are all the swingin' singles so lonely?
Are all the swingin' singles so lonely?
Chorus
But you love to be alone
You don't like people that call you
But you wait by the telephone
You say you don't need no one
But maybe I can help
You can't expect me to love you
If you don't like yourself
Chorus
Swingin' singles, swingin' singles
Where are you swinging tonight?
Swingin' singles, swingin' singles
Where are you swinging tonight?
You feel like nobody wants you
But the feelings always pass
And so you look for some wrinkles
With a magnifying glass
And then you put on your makeup
You're ready for the worst
You could avoid all the worry
If you'd only call me first
Chorus
Are all the swingin' singles so lonely?
Are all the swingin' singles so lonely?
Chorus