Sometimes My Dreams Seem So Real

I'm smoking cigarettes, North Carolina ones
I'm wearing my new shoes and they're designer ones
I'm doing monologues but not vagina ones
Sometimes my dreams seem so real

I'm sharing a cab with Jesus and Napoleon
A feather in my hat, I'm a Tyrolean
I'm running with the horde like a Mongolian
Sometimes my dreams seem so real

Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat
I had a dream that I can't forget
It seems so real, it seems so real
Seems so real I can't believe I'm

Kicking a can, I'm a Canadian
I'm building an ark, I'm an Arcadian
I'm topping the bill at the Palladium
Sometimes my dreams seem so real

Tossing and turning all through the night
I've got a feeling something ain't right
It seems so real, it seems so real
Seems so real I can't believe I'm

Floating in the sky just like a butterfly
I doing things that I would not do otherwise
You look into my eyes, you say "You're not like other guys"
Sometimes my dreams seem so real

Sometimes my dreams seem so real
Sometimes my dreams seem so real
So real
Sometimes my dreams seem so real

Sometimes my dreams seem so real