Those Goddamn College Kids

Those goddamn college kids
Those noisy boys and girls
Think what they read in books
Happens in the real world
Those goddamn college kids
Think they know everything
They think they're so smart
But they don't know anything

Those goddamn college kids
They drink so heavily
Think they'll make a million bucks
Majoring in sociology
Those goddamn college kids
Think they know everything
They think they're so smart
But they don't know anything

Those goddamn college kids
Think they're so goddamn cute
Can't wait to play make-believe
In floral ties, suspenders, blue business suits
Those goddamn college kids
Living off their moms and dads
They think they're so smart
They got everything I never had