Auntie Purple's House

There's a cat on the stairs at Auntie Purple's house
There's 100 dead canaries at Auntie Purple's house
There's a head in the stove that she picked up off the road
There's a lot to see at Auntie Purple's house

There's a noose in the attic at Auntie Purple's house
And you'll always feel ecstatic at Auntie Purple's house
She will serve you little pies filled with real human eyes
There's some scary things at Auntie Purple's house

And her garden, it grows so beautifully
Only Auntie Purple knows what's buried underneath
Uncle Keith

There's big black pots without lids at Auntie Purple's house
An Egyptian pyramid at Auntie Purple's house
There's a cat from Siam sleeping in a pentagram
There's some scary things at Auntie Purple's house

Where do all the goblins go?
To Auntie Purple's house
How about Edgar Allen Poe?
To Auntie Purple's house
There's a ghost and a ghoul living in the vestibule
There's some scary things at Auntie Purple's house
There's a lot to see at Auntie Purple's house
It's unusual at Auntie Purple's house

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