Twenty Million Bucks

Tomorrow I am going to win the lottery
Twenty million bucks
Tomorrow there is going to be a different me
With twenty million bucks
Twenty million bucks can make you feel good
Twenty million bucks can make live real good
Can make you talk just like John Geilgud
Twenty million bucks
Twenty million bucks

There's no one in the world who wouldn't sleep with me
With twenty million bucks
It makes up for a lack of personality
Twenty million bucks
'Cause when you've got some cash at hand
Your every wish is someone's command
It's that language that everybody understands
Twenty million bucks
Twenty million bucks

Not twenty-one, that would be greedy
Even though I'm truly needy
And I could use twenty-two
I'd spend it all before the tax was due
And I'd hide a couple million in my shoe

Tomorrow I am going to win the lottery
Twenty million bucks
And no one in the world will ever bother me
Twenty million bucks
And now that I'm a wealthy man
I'll throw some coins to you also-rans
This is my financial plan
Twenty million bucks
Twenty million bucks

Twenty million bucks
Twenty million bucks