A Good Night For Drinking

If you could read my mind
You wouldn't be surprised
I probably think the same thoughts
As a million other guys

No need to read my mind
I'll tell you what I'm thinking
All my friends are here
This is a good night for drinking

All my friends are here
This is a good night for drinking

I've been around the world
Over the bounding main
I've seen a lot of crazy shit
That I can not explain

I've sung a million songs
Never once lip syncing
Let's sing another song
'Cause it's a good night for drinking

Let's sing another song
'Cause it's a good night for drinking

Cut with a million shears
Some of them for pinking

Stared in the devil's face
Without once a-blinking

I washed my clothes on hot
Now my pants are shrinking

And just like Sarah Palin
I'm always winking
And if she'd actually won
It'd be a good night for drinking

All my friends are here
This is a good night for drinking