Sex & Beer (epic version)
St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"
Marc Antony looked down on Caesar's body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise old Caesar
I came here for sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everybody's choosing sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
They can take away our pride and our dignity
They can use up all our blood and sweat and tears
They can take away our name and give us numbers
But they can never take away our sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"
Marc Antony looked down on Caesar's body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise old Caesar
I came here for sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everybody's choosing sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
They can take away our pride and our dignity
They can use up all our blood and sweat and tears
They can take away our name and give us numbers
But they can never take away our sex and beer
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like 'round here
We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer