I Want A Woman Just Like You

I want a woman who smells like hotel soap
I want a woman with a big hat like the Pope
I want a woman who can hold her own
And sometimes hold mine too

I want a woman with an alligator purse
I want a woman, chapter, book and verse
I want a woman who can cut the crap
And cut the mustard too

I want a woman just like you

I want a woman who is sensitive and kind
I want a woman with a real open mind
So I could never live
With a right-wing conservative

I want a woman with anchorwoman hair
And one who will let me spank her derierre
I want a woman who will tell me lies
And sometimes tell the truth

I want a woman just like you
I want a woman just like you

I want a woman who is sensitive and kind
I want a woman with a real open mind
So I could never live
No I could never live
I said I could never live
With a right-wing conservative

I want a woman with a halo on her head
I want a woman with a day-glo orange bed
I want a woman who will tell me lies
And sometimes tell the truth

I want a woman just like you
I want a woman just like you
I want a woman just like you